today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
"She tried looking happy
-From Tim Burtons ‘Anchor Baby’ (The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy)
she tried looking tragic,
she tried astral projecting,
sex, and black magic."
ITS SOOO FLUFFYYYY
He’s thinking “damn I guess those dogs were onto something when they went and lived with humans…”
I wonder who’s arms would I run and fall into if I were drunk in a room with everyone I have ever loved.
"My grandmother told me
-Michelle K., My Grandmother. (via lextravagance)
to never start my sentences with “I”.
It makes you sound
I think I do it in spite of her.
I think selfishness
is a learned trait that so many
young girls haven’t quite accepted.
I am selfish because I want
more than a lackluster love;
I want more than
a half-baked career.
I am my grandmother’s
I think she knows it."
Sometimes the person you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger.
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
"I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be."-Nick Miller (via endangerment)
Base By: Jahrenesis